*raises my glass*
ermagerd its byerterfur e3e <3 i ship them so hard.
“C’mon Maur, it’s just a scratch! I’ve had way worse, and I’m missing the game!”
“Each scratch has the potential to become infected, Jane. Now stop squirming like a 5 year old!”
Fact: On my way to work yesterday I was wondering how long it would be before they did this.
So now we don’t even need men to have kids.
I can has babby with Lady :D
HOLY SHIT, MAN.
..the guy at the dealership hears you talking dirty to a sports car.
me: oh my, look at you….that body….those curves…nnnn-..oh? what’s that? *reaches for door handle* you want me inside you? e3e *lifts/curls in to open*
guy: u-uh;; that’s locked, miss…
me:tierra tragame -//////-
this is why i can’t have nice things
Whadda’ya say, Bonnie?
Colored version of this sketch.
if you can’t tell, it’s a marriage proposal
best damn couple in the show :I
I can’t help myself
I want you and nobody else
;3; <3 !!!
im gonna bury u in the ground